We cynics are a woefully neglected marketing demographic. Companies continually crank out products designed to make their customers more productive, successful, popular and thin. But what about those of us who simply want to live out our lives as honorable curmudgeons?
I've decided to do something about this blatant oversight. Welcome to the world's first shopping experience exclusively for people like us.
The Cynic's Bookstore Huge selection of classic and current books that belong in every cynic's library -- from Aesop's Fables to The Devil's Dictionary to the best of George Carlin. Choose dead-tree or e-book versions. Orders fulfilled by Amazon.com.
The Cynic's Video Gallery A treasure trove for the cynical movie buff: hundreds of vintage and contemporary dramas, comedies and satires, science fiction, horror, film noir, documentaries -- even cynical musicals! Not to mention some of your favorite jaded TV series and specials. Orders fulfilled by Amazon.com.
The Cynic's Gift Shop Still under construction, this one-of-a-kind emporium will include cynical t-shirts, coffee mugs, posters, bumper stickers, cards and other essentials for the chronically alienated. Tell the world you're cynical and proud! Orders fulfilled by CafePress.