For two years (2000-2002) I wrote a weekly syndicated column called "Some Cynical Guy" for Upbeat Online, an entertainment news and feature distribution service. The title, which I loved, came from the mind of Upbeat founder Bridget Petrella, and I relished writing those comical mini-rants after two decades of cranking out no-nonsense direct-response advertising copy. You'll find that they're shorter and generally lighter in spirit than my more brooding Tirades.
Just click on the titles at left for a sampling of my "Cynical Guy" columns. Eventually I'll assemble a hefty collection in book form (e- or dead-tree) for your reading pleasure. Meanwhile, feel free to repost or quote from any of the columns, as long as you credit me (Rick Bayan) as the author.
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