The Cynic's Sanctuary

Cynical Quote of the Day

Humankind cannot stand very much reality. -- T. S. Eliot

 

Add my classic "Tirades" to your personal library and enjoy them anywhere!

Now you can enjoy my best tirades in book form -- a treasure trove of cynical wit and wisdom for the ages (or at least the early 21st century). Sure, I had to self-publish them as e-books -- what else would you expect in today's take-no-risks publishing climate? But they're here... they're good... and they're ready for you to download.

I've organized them into three volumes: Extremely Dark Chocolates includes my most morbidly amusing pieces... Lifestyles of the Doomed collects my curmudgeonly cultural and political commentary from the turn of the millennium... and The World Is My Obstacle Course is filled with my personal confessions about grappling with an uncooperative universe. (I'm sure you can relate.) Each e-book contains between 40 and 50 classic tirades.

Order the individual titles for just $2.99 each -- less than a cappuccino at Starbucks. Or collect the whole set for under $9. That's a pretty powerful bargain for provocative, insightful, eloquently funny books that you'll want to read and re-read for years to come. 

If you use Kindle, just copy and paste the Amazon link below. For any other format, go to Smashwords.com and search under Rick Bayan. The Cynic thanks you!

https://www.amazon.com/Bayans-Tirades-3-Book-Series/dp/B07HM6D7BD/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1539131197&sr=8-7&keywords=rick+bayan